Exit the M6 at junction 10 and turn left on to the A454 Black Country Route.  Follow it for approximately four miles as it changes to the A463 and heads towards Bilston.  At Coseley Road Island turn right on to the A4039 Coseley Road towards Bilston town centre.  At the next island turn left on to the A4039 Millfields Road.  Follow the A4039 as it changes to Parkfield Road, Goldthorn Hill and then Coalway Road.  Stay on Coalway Road until you reach an island overlooked by the Merry Hill pub. Go straight on at this island and then take the immediate right turn in to Bhylls Lane.  Go straight to the end of Bhylls Lane and turn left in to Castlecroft Road.  Take the first left at the Firs pub in to Castlecroft Road and follow this road past the Castlecroft Hotel on your left and the entrance to the club is in between two houses a further 100 yards on the left hand side of the road.  Welcome to paradise.

If you are approaching on the A4123 Birmingham New Road, turn left on to the A4039 Parkfield Road as it changes to Goldthorn Hill and from there follow the directions above.

If you are travelling to Wolverhampton Grammar School follow the above directions until you get to Goldthorn Hill then turn right into the B2161 Rookery Lane signposted to Compton.  Go straight across the first set of traffic lights into Stubbs Road and go straight over the next island into Birches Barn Road until you reach some traffic lights.  Turn right at these traffic lights into Bradmore Road and follow this road until you reach a left turn called Merridale Lane.  Go to the end of this road and turn left and the entrance to the Grammar School is about 30 yards on your left.

For the return journey simply hold these directions against a mirror, stand on your head, close your left eye and Bob Sherunkle.